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Pastor Claims Democrats Running in Georgia Are Demonically Possessed

Just weeks after claiming Christians voters in Georgia may as well “spit in Jesus’ face” if they supported the two Democrats in the Senate runoff election, right-wing pastor, radio host, and former Republican candidate for Lt. Governor of Virginia E.W. Jackson, now claims that Democratic candidates Jon Ossoff and Rev. Raphael Warnock are “demonically possessed,” because of their position on issues such as women’s rights, LGBTQ rights, and COVID-19 restrictions.

Now, while some of you may laugh, I happen to know exactly what the good pastor is referring to in his warning. For you see, I too was once “demonically possessed.” That is, until I fell behind on my payments, and suddenly found myself “demonically repossessed.”

Oh my gosh, you simply won’t believe what a horrible mess it all was. Why, I was back and forth and back and forth with the banks all day and night, until I finally gave up and filed Chapter 7, verse 13 - and got all my demons back.

And, if that isn’t enough, I heard from a very reliable source (OK, I admit it was Donald Trump), that there are at least another “11780 demons” - who are likely still possessing the Democratic Party in Georgia. Makes you wonder, just where the hell will it all end?

[johnnyrobish.medium.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Jan 5
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I have no more funny words for those totally hypocritical ass wipes.

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Evangelicals never cease to amaze me.

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