Trump Orders Staffers Not to Pay Giuliani’s Legal Fees

White House insiders report that President Trump is becoming more and more isolated in his final days as President, with numerous staff resigning and the President even attacking his most steadfast defenders, including his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani - instructing aides not to pay any of Rudy’s $20,000 a day legal fees, unless he first approves them.

You mean to tell me that Rudy Giuliani actually expected that he was gonna get paid? Hahahahaha! Gee, who could’ve seen that coming? Not to worry though, Trump reportedly reassured Rudy that “Mexico is gonna pay his legal fees.” Or, perhaps he’ll just issue Rudy a pardon, in lieu of actually paying him.

I mean, first Trump stiffs contractors, then trashes his staff and his Cabinet, and now he’s stiffing his own lawyer? Now, I’m no expert on these matters, but I suspect it’s not really a great idea to make enemies out of people who know all your darkest secrets. Of course, in all fairness - Trump hasn’t incited a deadly insurrection for nearly a week now.

Anyway, so now that they’re all been being evicted from their government housing, apparently the Trumps will soon be moving down to Florida, so as to be closer to all their friends - you know, the gators, the pythons, and the flesh-eating bacteria. Now, I hate to generalize, but I’m almost starting to believe that - sociopaths make terrible presidents.

[johnnyrobish.medium.com]