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Tucker Carlson Claims Biden Using Vaccine Mandate to Push ‘Real Men’ Out of Military

Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that the real reason for the Biden Administration’s mandatory vaccination requirements for the military is to "identify the sincere Christians in the ranks, the free thinkers, the men with high testosterone levels, and anyone else who does not love Joe Biden - and make them leave immediately.” Adding that “It’s a takeover of the US Military.”

Well, I’ll tell you what, we’re all pretty fortunate to get Tucker’s take on this issue, because as any competent military analyst will tell you, there’s really no one who fully understands the workings of our military, quite like someone who’s never served a day in their life. I believe the promo for his show was “Wimp Explains Masculinity at 8:00 Tonight.”

Now, I realize this may come as kind of a shock to poor Tucker, given that pudgy little “trust fund babies” like him rarely ever serve, but nearly all military recruits have been hit with a bevy of vaccinations almost immediately after they step through the recruitment center door at basic training.

Of course, the dirty little secret these blowhard, anti-vax, Fox News pundits don’t tell you is - it’s actually mandatory for everyone working over at Fox News to be vaccinated. Now, in all fairness, Tucker probably only agreed to take the shot, in the hope that it might make his “balls swell up” - just as big as it did for “Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend.”

[johnnyrobish.medium.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Sep 22
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Carlson Tucker is a self-confessed liar. He also less brains than a grain of sand, and as much compassion as a rabid warthog in a rage.

anglophone Level 8 Sep 22, 2021
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His bone spurs are in his head! Fox news needs to be indicted for inciting stupidity, and violence!

BirdMan1 Level 8 Sep 22, 2021
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How would the Tucker even know what a "Real Man" is, let alone being in the military. He should stick to sucking Fascist cock..he's obviously in over his head, but not on his knees..

Charlene Level 9 Sep 22, 2021
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When l went in the Army we got our first vaccination within a couple of hours of getting off the bus and this was at three o'clock in the morning. For the next two weeks we were getting vaccinated for all kinds of shit. Before you go overseas you get more shots. They are coming and going from all over the world and can be picking up variants of this virus and bringing them home. We don't need this spreading through the military. You mention Tucker's balls as if he really has any. We all know this is not a realistic assumption.

Sticks48 Level 9 Sep 22, 2021
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Wouldn't know a "real man" if he fell over him, unless it was a real man that wants his dick sucked, like, in prison.....

AnneWimsey Level 9 Sep 22, 2021
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s one of your best ! That was funny to read , thank u !

Pralina1 Level 9 Sep 22, 2021

Thanks for your kind words.

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Unfucking believable

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 22, 2021
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It’s such lazy reporting and propaganda because anyone who served, is serving or knows someone in the two previous categories, knows about the blizzard of vaccinations new recruits get in basic training as well as the many shots they get before deploying to foreign countries.

We even had a vaccine "passport" (card) that listed our vaccines & the dates/places received. This was back in the early/mid '70's, for me, but I know it hasn't changed.

@phxbillcee I had one to go to school! No card, no kindergarten & etc......

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Like Fucker Carlson is a real man. He is a prime example of a chicken hawk. That dick would be in tears within two days of boot camp.

There's something wrong with me then. I enjoyed it.

@PondartIncbendog ? Enjoyed Tucker or enjoyed boot camp. My time in boot camp wasn't fun, nor was it too hard, just exercise and loss of sleep. I did, however, see grown men crying and requesting out.

@Beowulfsfriend those were groan men not grown men and with the cluster of limpwristed shrunken sack seman shy pool of eligibal recruits out growing larger gonna be time summin new...yea I know, commas please

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