Large QAnon Crowd Deeply Disappointed JFK Jr a No-Show in Dallas

The Daily Beast reports that hundreds of QAnon followers from across the country gathered at Dealey Plaza in Dallas Tuesday afternoon to witness what they believed would be the reappearance of John F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr., coming out of hiding to join Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential ticket. After the assassinated president and his deceased son failed to show, word quickly spread that JFK Jr’s reemergence would instead take place at a Rolling Stones concert in Dallas later that evening, and that many other dead celebrities were also expected to attend.

Well, even though the “Dead Kennedys” were a “no-show, word on the street has it they were very apologetic about having missed the event, even posting a message on 4chan saying “Sorry, we couldn’t make it to your white trash shit show, but we’ve been quite busy lately - and we both felt it would be nearly impossible for us to attend - given that we’re dead and all.”

Meanwhile, after the no-show, some QAnon followers expressed concern that “this could make us look like a bunch of lairs.” Well, no, no - it won’t make you look like “a bunch of liars.” What it actually makes you look like, is a bunch of “morons.” I mean, let’s be honest, if you’re holding an event that’s so insane that even totally bonkers Robert Kennedy Jr. wouldn’t attend, then perhaps it time to consider reevaluating your connection to reality.

Now, is it just me, or does living in the USA these days - ever feel like you’re living in the middle of a low-budget, cult B-movie? I mean, these QAnon folks have somehow managed to turn stupidity, gullibility, and borderline psychosis - into an “art form.” Well, guess what folks? These people get to vote too!

In fact, through things such as redistricting, folks like these could end up playing a large role in determining your future. And, the sad fact is, anyone with half a brain knows the Kennedys were never gonna show up in Dallas this week - not when they’ve already committed themselves to attending my cheese fondue parties here in California.

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