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Former Trump National Security Chief Michael Flynn Calls for Only One Religion in US

In a stunningly blatant rejection of the basic founding principles of our nation, former Trump National Security Advisor and Lieutenant General Mike Flynn told a “ReAwaken America” conference in San Antonio "If we are going to have one nation under God, which we must, we have to have one religion," adding that means "One nation under God, and one religion under God."

Well, as disturbing as that proclamation may sound, we should at least give Gen. Flynn credit for one thing, saying what are used to be “the quiet parts” - right out loud. Of course, Flynn is not alone in his “only one religion for America” brand of thinking. We now have at least five Republican-appointed Supreme Court justices who would fully be on board with everything Flynn just said.

Now, while I’m no religious scholar, my guess is that the sole religion Gen. Flynn believes should be ruling this nation is the “Church of the Latter Day President.” That church is headed up by an infallible “Orange Savior.” You remember the “Orange Savior” don’t you? He was the one who was “baptized” with the “yellow holy water,” by those two Russian hookers in that Moscow hotel room back in 2013. All very Christ-like.

And, while some folks may find the concept of one “official” US religion a bit scary, it’s important to remember that under Evangelical Fundamentalist Republican rule, we’ll all finally be completely free - to do exactly what they tell us to do. What will this new “Official US Religion” look like you ask? Well, God will no longer need to bother forgiving us for our sins, he’ll instead - simply issue pardons.

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I would like to see everyone that is religious gather in a large field and shoot each other, I will join the religion that is left as that one for sure dog will be one with. But I want all of the people in the field ? as I do not want to hear from any of them again as they were all incorrect in their assessment of the situation. WTF would they do if a Muslim was left?

Why waste good ammunition on all those retards? Mutual strangling might be just as effective. I'll happily hand out miles of nylon rope to be cut up and used as garrottes.

@anglophone That is a lot of strength that would be needed and one would have to get close to them, there might be something that one could catch from such close contact.

@dalefvictor My immune response to stupidity is extremely strong! 😉

@anglophone You could have them stand in a big circle and strangle the guy next to you while singing "kumbaya"

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Welp, I'm too old to be a handmaid, not mean enough to be an "aunt"... resistance it is!!

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Deadly serious issue presented with humor..love it..

Charlene Level 9 Nov 14, 2021

Thank you!

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Flaming asshole! He can shove his god where the sun doesn’t shine!

He is in urgent need of a brain transplant.

@anglophone I am curious to be told if transplant would include taking out what is there, as I do not think there is anything actually there, can it still be called a transplant.

@anglophone Yep. Dale is right. He needs a brain installation.

@PondartIncbendog I just want the code for the insurance to be correctly noted. He does not have a brain, now.

@dalefvictor Then he should be charged a core charge also.

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Back to the middle ages

bobwjr Level 10 Nov 14, 2021
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Who let that imbecile out of his mother's womb?

anglophone Level 8 Nov 14, 2021
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So he is thinking of Islam as being the only religion for the United $tates of Absurdity, is he?

He is emblematic of everything that is wrong with the USA.

anglophone Level 8 Nov 14, 2021
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Ok, I get to pick?

Yes, you do. Can I suggest to you that you suggest to him that the One True Religion is Pastafarianism?

@anglophone Holy shit, I agree!

@anglophone I'm going for the Church of the Don't fuck with People or the Earth.

@dalefvictor Bastet, also called Bast, ancient Egyptian goddess worshiped in the form of a lioness and later a cat. The daughter of Re, the sun god, Bastet was an ancient deity whose ferocious nature was ameliorated after the domestication of the cat around 1500 bce.

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