Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns Democrats Planning Race War - Says ‘Stay Armed’
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) unleashed a virulent Sunday morning tweet-storm to her loyal followers, warning that a Democratic-led "race war" is coming soon and conservatives need to hang onto their guns and "Protect yourself with the full armor of God.”
Gee, Marjorie Taylor Greene issuing a holiday “call to arms?” Why, what a lovely, heartwarming, Thanksgiving message. Now, if I didn’t know better, I’d almost think she might be angry about something? I mean, “God, Guns, and Greene?” Sounds like the perfect Thanksgiving message, at least for those who’ve chosen to go off their Thorazine meds over the holidays.
Let’s face it folks, when you find yourself just short of advocating that people “in your very own party” should be executed for treason, simply for voting for a bill that would help pay to repair things like roads, bridges and broken down sewer systems, perhaps it’s time to consider adding a wee bit more fiber to your diet. Remember, constipation and Republican legislators - just don't mix!
Anyway, I’m confused about this order she gave to "Protect yourself with the full armor of God.” I mean, just think about what the “full armor of God” would likely have to include. Why, we’d need to have earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, hurricanes, floods, crop failures, pandemics, lightening, landslides, pestilence, and possibly even athlete’s foot. Hell, the list seems endless.
Now, I’m no theologian, but my guess is this “Full Armor of God” package ain’t gonna be cheap. So, just where the hell are Trump-loving, MAGA-minded, trailer dwellers supposed to come up with such a huge chunk of cash to pay for something like that? Can they just put it on their debit cards? And - do those natural disasters need to be purchased all at once, or can they be ordered la carte?
Not to mention, just where the hell can you even find things like this for sale anyway? I mean, who the hell is in the business of selling natural disasters, other than perhaps the fossil fuel industry? Somehow, I get the feeling this isn’t just something you can order from Amazon. Besides, even if you could, you’re certainly not gonna get Amazon Prime two-day delivery - that’s for sure.
Now, I even did a Google search, and couldn’t find any reasonably priced “Full Armor of God” packages for sale anywhere. Why, they didn’t even carry them at the Home Depot. Oh well, may as well just chalk it all up to more of those supply shortages I guess. Damn you - Joe Biden. Why, a guy like Donald Trump, would have disaster upon disaster coming our way - with no wait time at all.
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The primo self-defense & intimidation weapon, IMO, is a shotgun, preferably a quick-reloader. (Like, flip the lever, the 2 spent shells eject, drop in 2 more, close & shoot.)
You do not need a permit for either the gun or the ammo(and therefore your name is not on a sell-able/checkable registry!)
Available today at Walmart, pretty reasonable, or Used at Cabela's or any gun shop.
You also do not need good aim to do Tremendous damage.
You do need a gun safety course because duuuuhhhh. But the likelihood of shooting yourself is slim.
Wait wasn't Donniiiieboiiiii a natural disaster? Or was it disastrous naturally?..and we should thank MTG for the suiting up with Gaawds Armour for the Democrat Race War thing. Now I can bust out My Satan Stealth Armour and do sneaky devil shit behind their lines..
What a fine representative she is to the 25% minority members of her district who, in all likelihood, didn’t vote for her!
What fascinates me is how people in this country seem to be like the proverbial frog in a pot of boiling water. How can people not see what the Republican party has devolved into, having become a bunch of full-on, unapologetic and unabashed race-based provocateurs?