Trump Floats Treating COVID-19 Patients with Disinfectant Injections and Light

Fresh off of advocating hydroxychloroquine as a coronavirus “miracle cure,” which now appears to kill more patients than it actually helps, President Trump led an unusually contentious coronavirus task force briefing on Thursday by floating the idea that people infected with COVID-19 - might be treated by injecting them with disinfectant and applications of ultraviolet light.

Wow, this dude really knows his stuff! I mean, just days after a new study declared his previous COVID-19 “miracle cure” to be both bogus and possibly even fatal - epidemiologist Trump already has another new cure ready for us. And to think he and Melania did all the research right there in the White House while under quarantine. As they say, “may as well try it, what could it hurt?”

Not to mention, this idea of injecting disinfectant ought to work out perfect for most Trump supporters, given that so many of them already have loads of hypodermic needles laying around for their meth habits, as well as laser light pointers, which they frequently use to try and blind airline pilots flying above. Sounds like a win-win to me.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]