Own upwierds of 20 guitars?
That's not a bad thing. Well unless it's music the other person can't stand.
@mistymoon77 I sell guitars for a living and you would be amazed how many people say if they brought home one more guitar they have to get a divorce… To which I respond, “I have 20 guitars and an exwife, you make your choices in life“.
@ArdentAtheist I would give almost anything to find a guy that has ONE guitar and that likes my kind of music. Guess it's all about priorities.
@mistymoon77 I’m dating someone that is that rare bird that actually wants me to play guitar when we are together. Certain songs she claims get her excited, I’m always sure to include any requests I may know, or learn them
The reason women close their eyes during sex is they hate to see men enjoying themselves.
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