"Hold me closer Tony Danza" - Elton John most misheard song lyrics ever.... (Hold me closer Tiny Dancer).
Well, knowing what we do about Elton John, that may very well have been the correct lyric!
What really gets me about the songs/lyrics listed on that site is that the "misheard" lyrics are the title of the song! I've made my share of mistakes in the past, as I sang in a number of bands back when, when you had to keep re-cueing the record needle to the desired spot & hope to decipher over the scream of guitars, but I could usually guess if it was the dang title!
Wrapped up like a douche another gunner in the night.
I think that one threw everybody off, whether Bruce's original or the Manfred Mann re-make!
@phxbillcee Springsteen's lyric "cut loose like a duce..." sounded too much like pooping to Manfred Mann.
@EricTrommater That's 'cause Manfred never listened to the Beach Boys!
@phxbillcee little duce coupe could have saved us so much trouble.
@EricTrommater I knew you'd get that reference!
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