I think, you think, your talk to a group that gives a shit.
And you think we care, why?
Mission accomplished.
Smite me, Jesus.
There's a Mexican guy asking me "What's a 'smite?'"
@WonderWartHog99 A "smite" is a strong strike or crush. Basically to smite someone would be to hurt or kill them. I said it because it rhymes with "bite me" and it was funny to me.
@Kynlei I was referring to the Mexicans with the name "Jesus" which they pronounce as "Hey Zeus." As a joke, it might have been a reach.
I'll go over in the corner and sulk.
@WonderWartHog99 Haha, nah, I'm just slow sometimes ?
First of all, you're modeled after a European prince; here's the latest scientific likeness of me..
2nd; I didn't come from a virgin...you know those three "wise men"? You call them "wise guys"...well they didn't bring gifts for nothing....
3rd Sorry; no miracles...just good articulation, sharing, and general caring.
4th Sorry to have created such B.S.; I was just trying the old 'love your neighbor" thing and it got carried away by my 12 "buddies...BTW one was my wife...you know that one also called Mary...the prostitute? Yea....and we had kids...go figure!
BTW....a little interesting biblical history...Mary M (the "ho" I had kids with...yea, we never married) was doing some good s...t when she alleged that she saw me after I was dead and buried...but being a woman (and "stoned" ) no one believed her....so no one wrote that BS about me "rising from the dead" until 30 years later...after the girlfriend died...by a guy writer, of course....(who was also high....)
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyI can’t get enough of bear…
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Posted by backtobasicsA little drinking fun
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI think even dummies know some of these?
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.