The only way that wouldn't work if dude was one of them who rarely brushes his teeth.
Always getting back at you . Your transgressions will be chiseled on your tombstone .
The good men do is written in the water; the evil is written on their bones. -- a tip of the hat to Billy Bob Shakespeare.
So what I'm hearing is all of my good deeds are chiseled in the top of a frozen lake? I'm okay with that, but where's the lake?
@Stilltrying1964 Your good deeds are chiseled on the ice floating on top of Lake Okeechobee, Florida's largest inland sea.
Phew! You know how hard it is to spell Lake Okeechobee on the fly?