I had an urgent need to take a whiz half way through chopping up the peppers. Made a run for it. It was so urgent I forgot to wash my hands.
Petunia laughed her butt off once she found out why I was screaming and holding my wang of wonder.
*wang of wonder! lol
@balou I tend to wax poetic on certain subjects.
C'mere honey, let mommy make it all better! Oops, my bad!
Had a can of bear spray explode in the car once - It was over two weeks before I could put my contact lenses in without burning my eyes
I work in a recycling sorting plant and one day, there was a leaking bear spray cannister that came up on a conveyor. We had to evacuate the staff for half an hour to vent off the stuff.
@QuidamOutrepont
Good thing no one came into contact with it - itβs nasty stuff!