I had an urgent need to take a whiz half way through chopping up the peppers. Made a run for it. It was so urgent I forgot to wash my hands.
Petunia laughed her butt off once she found out why I was screaming and holding my wang of wonder.
*wang of wonder! lol
@balou I tend to wax poetic on certain subjects.
C'mere honey, let mommy make it all better! Oops, my bad!
Had a can of bear spray explode in the car once - It was over two weeks before I could put my contact lenses in without burning my eyes
I work in a recycling sorting plant and one day, there was a leaking bear spray cannister that came up on a conveyor. We had to evacuate the staff for half an hour to vent off the stuff.
@QuidamOutrepont
Good thing no one came into contact with it - it’s nasty stuff!
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.