I had an urgent need to take a whiz half way through chopping up the peppers. Made a run for it. It was so urgent I forgot to wash my hands.
Petunia laughed her butt off once she found out why I was screaming and holding my wang of wonder.
*wang of wonder! lol
@balou I tend to wax poetic on certain subjects.
C'mere honey, let mommy make it all better! Oops, my bad!
Had a can of bear spray explode in the car once - It was over two weeks before I could put my contact lenses in without burning my eyes
I work in a recycling sorting plant and one day, there was a leaking bear spray cannister that came up on a conveyor. We had to evacuate the staff for half an hour to vent off the stuff.
@QuidamOutrepont
Good thing no one came into contact with it - it’s nasty stuff!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.