Damn, 4 of you already stole all the good lines.
Also helps with bladder control issues....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz that's a yeast infection and UTI waiting to happen.
@glennlab Just showing not ALL the good answers are taken....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz but the easy ones were.
@glennlab Even "Redneck Velcro?....."
Welp. That's gonna hurt to take off.
If nothing else, that'll kill the mood for the evening.
@WonderWartHog99 His sister is safe for another day.
@SiouxcitySue Not a chance.
First time she needs to urinate, she'll rip that tape right off. After the third duct tape experience, she will have saved herself a trip to beauty shop for a Brazilian.
I'd ramble on a bit about crotch shaving women but the children in the room would start taking notes.
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