Damn, 4 of you already stole all the good lines.
Also helps with bladder control issues....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz that's a yeast infection and UTI waiting to happen.
@glennlab Just showing not ALL the good answers are taken....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz but the easy ones were.
@glennlab Even "Redneck Velcro?....."
Welp. That's gonna hurt to take off.
If nothing else, that'll kill the mood for the evening.
@WonderWartHog99 His sister is safe for another day.
@SiouxcitySue Not a chance.
First time she needs to urinate, she'll rip that tape right off. After the third duct tape experience, she will have saved herself a trip to beauty shop for a Brazilian.
I'd ramble on a bit about crotch shaving women but the children in the room would start taking notes.
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself