scribbled on the wall above a urinal: "Don't look here for the joke. The joke is in your hand."
My favorite sign over a urinal was in Italy. Translating it to English: "What you have in your hand is not a hydrant, and on the floor there is no fire."
Don't piss on the floor. Be a hero, piss on the ceiling.
@WonderWartHog99 I heard this as " ... Be a hero, shit on the ceiling."
@AtheistInNC Bathroom graffiti may vary from stall to stall. No copyright laws.
The classic for me is:
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, only farted.
@WonderWartHog99 I saw one similar in a pay toilet:
Here I sit, broken hearted.
PAID to sh^t, but only farted.
That would break my heart, too!
@BestWithoutGods Who could forget?
@BestWithoutGods You might prefer this one.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
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