scribbled on the wall above a urinal: "Don't look here for the joke. The joke is in your hand."
My favorite sign over a urinal was in Italy. Translating it to English: "What you have in your hand is not a hydrant, and on the floor there is no fire."
Don't piss on the floor. Be a hero, piss on the ceiling.
@WonderWartHog99 I heard this as " ... Be a hero, shit on the ceiling."
@AtheistInNC Bathroom graffiti may vary from stall to stall. No copyright laws.
The classic for me is:
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, only farted.
@WonderWartHog99 I saw one similar in a pay toilet:
Here I sit, broken hearted.
PAID to sh^t, but only farted.
That would break my heart, too!
@BestWithoutGods Who could forget?
@BestWithoutGods You might prefer this one.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
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Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.