The drunk girl at the end of the bar has ordered food 5 times today, about an hour ago she when into the corner and heaved and coughed then the bus boy had to come by with paper towel and Lysol wipes
The drunk guy and girl at the end of the bar didn't like the food I gave them so they went outside
The drunk guy at the end if the bar just pooped three times in five minutes (outside).
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is humping my leg.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring out the door, wishing he could go out.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ran out the doggie door and chased away all the pigeons.
No pets....just an image of my imaginary girlfriend Marilyn....standing in my L.R. Not drunk, but "stiff" (cardboard)
What a gorgeous day!
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.