I’m an expert at parallel parking, I’ve had too much coffee and I have some free time and a pen.

The first one made me sick. I threw up. That should of set off an alarm then. I was 18. Both my parents grew up when smoking was cool, so I had 18 years of 2nd hand smoke. Then I smoked until I had a heart attack in 1992. I quit.. It was a serious heart attack. Supposedly killed 1/3 of my heat muscle. I was in ICU for 2 weeks as a prisoner. I couldn't smoke so that help the quitting process. The doctors said I must quit or expect to die young. In 2010, I went through a serious sickness bronchitis. I was in the hospital a couple week. They diagnosed me with COPD. I have oxygen in my home. I have tried to push my breathing therapy to get my lungs off oxygen 24/7. I now can get about and seldom use it.But my lungs are not right. I am limited in what I can do without oxygen. I agree with your mother. Don't ever smoke. Your system when your younger gets by. The heart trouble and COPD show up when you are older and your body isn't what it once was.

I once got a warning from the Parking Nazi at the university I used to work at for "not parking within the s". I was confused at first what the hell a "s" was in an open parking lot with spaces made of lines. I stated they had pictures and were keeping them on file. I was like really? WTF. When I had showed up to work at 515 am it was dark and I parked between two bozo's that obviously must have also parked outside of their ss. After they left I was the one looking like a douche that couldn't park

In the note leavers defense, we really don't know how shitty she parked...

No comment on your parking ability, just...
How did this person know YOU were at fault
Perhaps you pulled into a spot beside a previously (hideously) parked car.
Judgemental people bite

Haaaaaa didn’t see that one coming

LOL @ Massholes!!
Never even heard the term until I lived in Maine. Wicked pissah!!