What should you do if an irate Irish fan of John Wayne war movies throws a pin at you?
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Run like hell. He's got the grenade between his teeth.
What has John got to do with it?
He was always the big heroic guy in the movies who took the grenade in one hand, held it to his mouth, bit on the safety pin, pulled the grenade away to draw out the pin, then daringly showed himself whilst he hurled the now activated grenade at the enemy, before laconically spitting out the pin. That's why.
@Petter Aha, you got the unexpurgated versions in Kenya. Cheap training for the insurgents and army?
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