We thought our house was haunted so we got the local priest in to exorcise it.
By the time he left there were no spirits left in the house at all and precious little beer.
And the wife was pregnant?
To say nothing of the daughters & dog.
When my daughter was a teen ager she did the Jesus miracle in reverse, she turned vodka into water. Boy were we surprised when we poured ourselves a drink after a few months, there was just enough vodka in that bottle to keep the water from freezing in the freezer.
I bet she was in a lot of trouble when you discovered her little deception.
Reminds me of a great aunt who stayed at the family home when I was a teenager. She would wait until we were asleep and then raid the booze cabinet. Parents noticed the steadily declining levels in the bottles….I think they were too polite to let on.
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