Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"
Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"
Bet that answer was a bit hard to digest.
Yeah, what does he think he is? A slot machine?
@Lilac-JadeCanada Bingo!
@Zealandia Didjuh win the jackpot?
@Lilac-JadeCanada Nope, still waiting to cash in. Your friend’s son will hopefully be cashing out soon.
@Zealandia Hopfully not just nickel and diming.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.
Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....
Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂
Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......
Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?
Posted by RetiredSad but true.
Posted by RetiredTrue always.
Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?
Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.
Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.
Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.