Interviewer: “Tell us a little something about yourself…”
Candidate: “I’d rather not, I really want this job.”
At one interview I was asked "how do you handle stress?"
Looking each interviewer in the eye first I then lifted my fingers to my lips to riffle them whilst going brrr, bbrrrru, brrrreee, smiled & waited for them to either say "thank you, we don't need you" or the follow up question of "how often do you do that?" to which the answer is "Never, I organise the work & people dealt with not to stress me out."
As expected they didn't ask the question and I didn't have to tell them I did not wish to work with them.