A married couple in their 60s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. 'I want to travel around the world with my husband', said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says, 'sorry luv, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me'. So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
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Lilac-JadeCanada
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Mar 1, 2023
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I think the wife would have preferred to be thirty years younger?
@Zealandia And married to the old fart?
@Lilac-JadeCanada She only has to put up with him for the cruise…….small price to pay.
She’s still married to an old fart with the other option as well!
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