A married couple in their 60s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. 'I want to travel around the world with my husband', said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says, 'sorry luv, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me'. So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
Fairies are usually female.
I think the wife would have preferred to be thirty years younger?
@Zealandia And married to the old fart?
@Lilac-JadeCanada She only has to put up with him for the cruise…….small price to pay.
She’s still married to an old fart with the other option as well!
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
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Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
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