A man comes to the hospital to see his newborn child. The doctor warns him "Before you see him, I have to warn you there's bad news and worse news." The doctor brings out the swaddled child, tells him this is the bad news ... and reveals the child is just one giant eyeball. The man is aghast, he's like "OMG my child is just a giant eyeball! What could possibly be worse?" The doctor says ... "He's blind."
Another good one I see you are up to your usual
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