A wife gave her husband an iPad as a present.
The couple was setting up the iPad account for the husband. He set his password as "Mypenis" and the iPad shows an error on screen: "Problem: It's not long enough." The wife burst into her biggest laugh and rolled on the floor and said I've known that for years.
The site said "choose a password with 8 or more characters" so used "Snow white and the seven dwarfs"
Which is fine until Grumpy takes his bat and ball and leaves!