Three mice are sitting in a bar when 2 of them decide to prove how tough they are.
The first mouse drinks a shot of scotch and says "when I see a pile of rat poison, I put in my coffee for a good buzz during the day."
The second mouse says "oh yeah, when I see a rat trap, I kick the bar with my foot, catch it with my teeth and do a few bench presses. Then I run off with the cheese." and he does a double shot of bourbon.
They both look over at the third mouse, who sips his beer and says "I don't have time for this shit. I'm going home to the cat."
1
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
Recent Visitors 11
Photos 630 More
Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….
Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......
Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb
Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.
Posted by noworry28Clear vision.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…