Three mice are sitting in a bar when 2 of them decide to prove how tough they are.
The first mouse drinks a shot of scotch and says "when I see a pile of rat poison, I put in my coffee for a good buzz during the day."
The second mouse says "oh yeah, when I see a rat trap, I kick the bar with my foot, catch it with my teeth and do a few bench presses. Then I run off with the cheese." and he does a double shot of bourbon.
They both look over at the third mouse, who sips his beer and says "I don't have time for this shit. I'm going home to the cat."
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