Jim the sausage factory manager was called before the board -
"Jim we've had complaints about the sausages not tasting as good".
" Yeah," drawled Jim " the price of rabbits has gone up so I've been mixing horse meat in with the rabbit".
"That shouldn't be bad" said the chairman
"What proportion?" Asks Bert.
"50:50" says Jim.
"That shouldn't be a problem" says Bert.
"No," says Jim "like I says, 50:50 ... one horse, one rabbit".
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.What kind of sausage do they make in Australia??? Never mind, I don't think I really want to know! I don't really want to know all the ingredients of sausage here, even!!! Let alone Scrapple!
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