Daddy bear said" "Whos been eating my porridge?"
Then mummy bear said "Whos been eating my porridge?"
And then baby bear said "F*ck the porridge. Wheres the laptop?"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Mama Bear and Papa Bear are in court, battling over custody of Baby Bear, after a heated divorce.
Finally, after hearing enough bickering and animus, the Judge decided he wanted to hear Baby Bear's opinion.
"Tell me lad, would you like to live with Mama Bear?" asked the judge.
"No way! She beats me!" said Baby Bear.
"How about Papa Bear then?" asked the judge.
"Hell no, he beats me too!" said Baby Bear.
"Where would you like to live then?" queried the judge...
"With the Chicago Bears," said Baby Bear, " cause they don't beat anyone!!"
Go Pack Go!! LOL
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