Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses ... "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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An elderly man was talking with a friend on his porch after returning from a vacation. "My wife and I went to this amazing restaurant that was just off the resort. When you head down, you simply must go there."
Friend: "Really? We'll have to try it. What was the name of it?"
Elderly man: "Oh, let's see, ... what WAS the name... I just can't quite think of it.....hmmmm.......................uhh, okay, it's a flower.....real popular..... long stem.....thorns....?"
Friend: "Rose?"
Elderly man: "Yes! That's it! Rose! Hey Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to?"
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