The temp had dropped, and a little bird in the grass was freezing.
along came a cow and shit on him!
the shit was warm, thawed him out and he started chirping.
a cat heard him, dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story
Those who shit on you are not always your enemies;
and those that save your ass may not be a friend.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.It's not the most recent movie that featured that joke, but how long has it been since you've seen Henry Fonda?
chilehead9
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Jan 8, 2019
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I believe I heard this on in school , half a century ago .
Cast1es
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Jan 7, 2019
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There's no requirement for jokes to be new.
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