Split Second
The old definition of a split second is the time between the light turning green and when the driver behind you honks their horn.
The new definition of a split second is the time between when the commercial starts and your spouse says, "You have the remote!"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.That is not even remotely funny. ;-D
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