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At a restaurant one night, the man at the next table was pulling out all the stops to impress his underwhelmed date.

He crowned a lengthy list of lifetime achievements by stating, “At least I can say I have been a Hollywood movie producer.”

The woman nodded. “I’ll make a note of that: ‘has-been movie producer.'”

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 May 3
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I am not sure I get it. Was she on a date with Harvey Weinstein?

RobH86 Level 7 May 4, 2019
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ouch that hurt lol

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Princess syndrome LMAO

bobwjr Level 10 May 3, 2019
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But does he have money? 😂😂😁

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Perspective .

Cast1es Level 9 May 3, 2019
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Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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