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A man was determined to win the state lotto. He bought lotto tickets every week for years with no results. Then, one day in a flash of inspiration he realized that he would have to change his name in order to win the lotto. The next day he when to the courthouse and officially changed his name to 'Somebody'.

Out of curiosity the clerk who was doing the paperwork asked why he had chosen 'Somebody' as his new name.

"Well," he replied, "I wasn't having any luck with my old name, but everyone knows that eventually, Somebody always wins the lotto!"

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 May 18
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The DEFINITION of a Cheesy Joke! 😜

Buxx Level 7 May 18, 2019
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And he will continue to donate his hard earned cash .

Cast1es Level 9 May 18, 2019
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Groaner alert! 😂

MojoDave Level 9 May 18, 2019

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