A woman goes to a farmers market and asks for broccoli. The clerk is a little busy, but says, "We're out!"
She waits until it calms a bit and asks, "C'mon, it's Broccoli! You have to have a little, right?"
The clerk looks a little agitated, but says, "There's been some flooding of late. We should have some soon, but we don't have any right now."
She waits until everyone else has left and says, "I don't know if you recognize me, but I shop here often! You must have a little broccoli you could hook me up with. Please?"
The clerk gathers himself, and submits, "OK, fine. If you can answer a little 3-question quiz, I'll hook you up! Number 1: spell the cat in catnip."
She looks at him puzzled, yet answers, "C-A-T?"
"Correct!" He replies, "Number 2: spell the dog in dogwood."
"D-O-G!" She answers confidently.
He smiles warmly, and says, "Excellent! One more! Number 3: spell the fuck in broccoli."
She agitatedly exclaims, "There's no FUCK in BROCCOLI!?!"
He screams back, "That's what I've been trying to tell you lady!
THERE'S NO FUCKIN' BROCCOLI!!!"