A 6 year old boy gets lost in the mall. The security guy says " Okay lets try and find your mummy. What`s she like? "
" Vodka and bingo "
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Kid: Do you think we'll ever find her?
Guard: I don't know, she could be hiding anywhere.
(with apologies and a tip of the hat to Rodney Dangerfield)
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