US Now Officially Has a Space Force and a Space Command
While no one seems quite certain as to exactly what they will actually be doing, President Trump has signed into law America’s newest branch of the military - Space Force, by declaring there’s "going to be a lot of things happening in space, because space is the world's newest war fighting domain.”
When asked about their new assignments, commanders say they’re really, really excited, but did have to admit that for the foreseeable future, the only space they’ll be occupying will be rather expensive “office space” in Washington DC.
Hell, I can think of a job they can tackle right away. Why not start by exploring some of that unchartered “space” that exists between Trump's ears? Why, you could even describe the mission as “boldly going, where no other racists have gone before!”
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.You'd be going where Trump hasn't gone before. And it isn't pretty. His senses take in something from a right wing media source. His nerves bring it to where his brain should be to process the input. But only echoes and reverb happen. The lie gets amplified uncritically and is lapped up by the 30% of Americans impressed with his candor.
Kenoaks
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Dec 28, 2019
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That space would be unchartable.
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Dec 27, 2019
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And vast!
@Sticks48 Not enough lifetimes to even start.
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