A guys heart stops on the operating table. He dies and goes to hell. Its great, people are drinking and having sex all over the place. He thinks " I am going to like it here. " Then doctors shock him back to life and he recovers but he still remembers hell. Anyway after a couple of decades he pops his clogs for real and down again he goes to hell. This time it is not quite the same. So he complains to the devil saying " What have you done to the place? Last time I was here it was great, shagging and drinking. Now all the women are fat and ugly. The beer is warm , flat and tastes like shit. Whats going on? "
The devil answers " Last time you were here you were a tourist "
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