Two for one: these must be said everytime you meet a farmer or someone in the botanical world.
- What did the plow say to the tractor? A: Pull me closer John Deer.
- You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Hey I grew up with John Deere-my parents had a dealership for 40 years.
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Apr 30, 2018
1
I sincerely apologize for misspelling John's last name. One would have thought that with all the the years I spent on and under Johns, I'd have been more careful. By Johns, I mean Deeres.
You left out: Do you have a daughter. Farmers reply, don't touch my daughter
steve148
Level 7
Apr 30, 2018
1
Ok, read 10 times and two times backwards. A joke isn't funny if you have to explain it but, give me a hint.
ROFLMAO!! The commemt is almost as funny as the jokes. lol
silverotter11
Level 9
Apr 29, 2018
1
#1 OK
#2 Dialectic and had to really disect it to comprehend
FrayedBear
Level 9
Apr 29, 2018
1
It's better if you hear it.
@Dingodog keep telling people that i was taught to read silently and without moving my lips - so I miss a lot of them and need explanation.
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