Not a joke per se but I just had a 10 minute argument with my 4yo. His lego mans arm fell off and I said "tis but a scratch" now he's mad at me and yelling "his whole arms off!" Who decided I was allowed around children?
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Lol he is doing the other half of the bit without even knowing it!
CraeftSmith
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May 10, 2018
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I know, I was delighted.
Not up on their Python, eh? At 4 yo don't know how much he'd appreciate them anyway, but never to young to introduce them to the 'classics'!
phxbillcee
Level 10
May 10, 2018
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Yep, I've got a few on the movie shelf 
3 of them, as they are now teens I can tell you it doesn’t get easier, just different
ArdentAtheist
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May 10, 2018
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