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  1. You know you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
    Because they’re really, really good at it.

  2. don't blind people skydive?
    Because it scares the crap out of their service dogs.

  3. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
    OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!

Big thanks to a website called thought Catalog for these.
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guide dogs would be terrified

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Let's hear it for corny jokes!!

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Think again!

Nickbeee Level 8 May 13, 2018

ROFLMAO - imaginary friend - hahahahahahahahaha

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obviously, you never meet my service dog!

mzee Level 7 May 13, 2018
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Yep, now we are losing w h y, too! Saw this on two of my posts/comments (& #2 here). I went back & fixed, will have to make sure they stay fixed! @???

phxbillcee Level 10 May 13, 2018
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RavenCT Level 9 May 13, 2018

I believe that was fun! LOL

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The third ones cute

steve148 Level 7 May 13, 2018
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