A guy walked into the doctor's office with a rock the size of a small grapefruit. The doctor asked him about it, and the guy said it was a kidney stone he passed the night before. The doctor was stunned and said, "Didn't that hurt?" The guy nodded and said, "You're damn right it did. When it came out, it fell right on my big toe. Boy, did I see stars!"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.My cousin was stationed in Afghanistan during the 1990s. To get to his post, he was given a camel, and instructions to brick him. Of course, my cousin had no idea what that meant.
His camel died sion after, and he was stranded in the desert.
Parched and near death, he was rescued by passing Bedouin and rehydrated.
When asked what happened, he explained his camel died shortly after being watered.
To which the Elder queried "Did you brick him?"
My cousin then replied "What does that mean?"
The Elder then explained that as the camel goes to drink the water, you slam his testicles between two bricks. Surprised, the camel sucks in extra water and doesn't die of thirst.
"Doesn't that hurt?" queried the soldier.
"Only if your thumb gets in the way!" quipped the Elder
Leafhead
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May 23, 2018
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Pitty his poor wife. There could be bats in that cave! Lol
kensmile4u
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May 22, 2018
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But he no longer felt the in growing hair into his follicle on his chin.
FrayedBear
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May 22, 2018
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