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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Outstanding in its field.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"... .... and not "griefcase."
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 14, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips!
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by TCorCM
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, “No. I’m traveling light.”
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by noworry28
Clothing matters.
7 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus ...
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by johnnyrobish
US Now Officially Has a Space Force and a Space Command While no one seems quite certain as to exactly what they will actually be doing, President Trump has signed into law America’s newest branch of the military - Space ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A fly feels a bug on its back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks. "I 'might' be," giggles the mite. "That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly. "What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 14, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28
What's the diagnosis.
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jan 4, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Pbpierson2
I LOVE BEER!! It fertilizes my emotions and makes me tell everything. But then afterwards, the diminishing returns begin.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 16, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Lou: Hey Joe. I know the score of any professional sports score before it happens. Joe: No you don’t. That’s impossible. Lou: Wanna bet? Joe: Okay Lou. What’s the score of the Patriots vs the Rams game before it happens? Lou: That’s easy....
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Buxx
1. How is algebra like breakups? Because you stare at x's and try to determine y. 2. A racist, a sex offender, and a Russian spy walk into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink, Mr. Trump?"
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by MarkDM1
Did you hear the one about the cross eyed seamstress? She couldn't mend straight.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
It's easy once you know.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
The first issue of a prescription is mentioned in the bible "Take a large tablet " Isaiah 8:1
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Yes. ???
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
One morning the zoo keeper noticed the orangutan reading two books; On the Origin of Species and the Bible. Surprised, he asked, "Why are you reading both of those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Do any of you remember the national spinach scare several years ago? (It was tainted nation wide). All spinach was taken off the grocery shelves. for a week it wasn't available in the US. Well I just think we all missed an opportunity to kick ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 25, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by justadude462
There once was a man from Ireland, whose balls were made of pure brass. So he went out in stormy weather, and they clang together. Then sparks flew out of his ass!!!!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
That Granny Smith was a little tart, wasn't she?
0 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by ImitationGame
When Johnny was 5 he had to eat 5 bowls of his mothers rotten oatmeal. When Johnny was 6 his favorite toy was taken at the playground. But that's ok, Johnny's used to hardships, after all when he was 5 he had to eat 5 bowls of his mother's rotten ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 1, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
When shoremen show up late for work they get docked.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by Eirteacher
What is the most elastic thing in the world? Skin The Bible says that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles.
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

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Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

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