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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A young real estate agent is out door knocking one afternoon and comes upon a little girl sitting on a step outside a house. “Hi there, my name is Stacey. Is your Mommy home?” The little girl nods and says yes, so the realtor starts ringing the...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by AttilaThePun
What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale(bail)
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 1, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
Two car salesman we’re sitting at a bar. One complained to the other, boy business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass! Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher
My family wants me to stop sharing jokes and puns at Thanksgiving, but I just can’t quit cold Turkey.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 17, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Guy comes up to the registration desk. I forgot what room I'm in? Oh no problem sir this is called the lobby!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
This one is very smelly: "How do you think know that spring has arrived in Australia? They start selling the Christmas food and decorations in the supermarkets!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
That's you lot told
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by IanCarty
What do you call it when batman skips Church? Christian Bale
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I believe in moderation in all things. Up to and including moderation.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2018May 2018

Posted by RobH86
I like to collect old records. This is my decision, and its Vinyl
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by moNOtheist
And one form my fellow-Brits: Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So that they can annoy the blind as well.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he approaches St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks, "What was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
Exaggerations went up by like a million percent last year.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
During church the preacher asked the people what they wanted him to pray for. One man requested he pray for his hearing. The preacher spit on his finger, stuck it in the man's ear, and fervently prayed for the man for minutes. After, he said to the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I stopped seeing my last girlfriend because she lied about her weight. Well, what I really mean is that she died in a bungee jumping accident
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
When I let others merge in front of me, I'm always expecting a wave of gratitude. Hate it when they merge without my permission and then don't give me the "thanks for letting me in" wave!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
He's from the south...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
And when I hear that word, I quickly evaluate what I said and change it immediately! ;-)
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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