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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 15, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by August1
What drove Jesus to stick to his plan? Nine Inch Nails
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 16, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 17, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
A somewhat skeptical Aussie bloke 'kicks the bucket,' and ends up in Heaven where he gets the 'Guided Tour' by a Third Class, Trainee Angel. While walking around the place the Aussie sees a barn, a wood and corrugated iron Toilet and a large ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Triphid
An Aussie joke for those who understand Aussie humour. An Italian Migrant gets off the boat in Sydney and when asked what kind of a job he's like to have, he replies, " I waana ajob where I cana wear a nice acoat white if I can and anice buttons on ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
While I was at the grocery store a very sad looking Monk came down the dairy aisle towards me. From the proper 6 feet away I asked him, “what’s wrong my friend”? He said “I just saw Jesus face in a tub of margarine”. I said ...“Thats ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by EricJones
If Dracula were an extreme sports nut, would he be called rad Vlad?
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 31, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by TomJonesFan
What do the dallas cowboys and billy graham have in common? They both have the ability to have 100,000 stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ!”.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Six-year-old Jesus - "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Joseph - "Yes Mary, tell us where DO babies come from?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus ...
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 27, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
A burglar creeping around a house in the dark shining his torch when a voice says "Jesus is watching you" He shines his torch and sees a parrot in a cage, the parrot says, hello I'm Mary! The burglar says thats a weird name for a parrot, Mary ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas
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Asexual Area
Jun 16, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea
A person who experienced no sexual desire tripped and fell down a well today. It was an ace in the hole.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2019May 2019

Posted by noworry28
Take cover.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
That's bull or beef.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 1, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by noworry28
Little Johnny is smart.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 7, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by closetolucid
So who of you needs Jesus?
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Jesus Christ, would you look at the time?
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 15, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Following instructions to the letter.
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 13, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Does anyone remember this tongue twister? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where's the pickled pepper Peter Piper picked? How fast can you say it? Iol.
7 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 28, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Mokvon
Reminder of why this site exists from other creatures on this rock we live on.
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
On the hunt.
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
"I want to be a drummer when I grow up dad" "Now now son you cant do both"
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
I was at the store the other day, minding my own business when I trip and fall. I go look to see what I tripped over... It was a bra! Someone set a booby trap!
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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