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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "Shopping" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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May 11, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.
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Aug 1, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts... I believe he was a stalker.
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Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.
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Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend bought a new electric car. And crashed it straight after leaving the show room. He turned over a new Leaf.
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Feb 1, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list... Now I can't read anything.
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May 27, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Mum is having a trying time with her daughter as she gets everyone ready to go shopping. Little Jane has just entered the house with her nice clean clothes covered in dirt, Mum is already dressed and Grandma is in the shower. Mum undresses Jane and ...
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Nov 29, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Phone rings: "Is that father Brenon.... This is sister Marquette from the convent. You are due to say mass here tomorrow and we thought as sister Mary was shopping in town that day. She might as well pick you up and give you a lift." "Oh, that would ...
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Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
Why did the chicken cross the road? She was going shopping! Why didn't she cross again? Unfortunately, she went to the butchers shop..........
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Oct 29, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left? Me: ...
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Sep 15, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!” “Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got...
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Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lukian
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: Before you leave, I want you to hear ...
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May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution.
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May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by DJVJ311
Cliff Notes: Christianity
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May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
If you want to buy a hose you might go on a shopping spray
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Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 5082gregory
Why did the man tip toe when he walked passed the medicine cabinet? He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

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Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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