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Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "book" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from General & Hellos
May 3May 3

Posted by Zealandia
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs. It’s a step by step guide.
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Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
I paid only $6 for a book called "100 Really Disgusting Jokes". Per joke, I paid for the author's 6 cents of humor.
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Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
I found out today that I got into the Guinness Book of Records, for the largest ever number of items hung on a washing line. It was a lot to take in …
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 6, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Am really forcing myself to get through this book on friction.
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Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It’s an autobiography.
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May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.
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Apr 30, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m reading a book on the history of glue.... I can’t seem to put it down.
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Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
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Nov 19, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter. The lion ate only one. Which one and why? He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's ...
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Jun 1, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28
I'm reading a horror book in braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
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May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!
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Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus ...
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Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by MojoDave
Sorry... Wait, I'm just kidding, that's funny, right?
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I cannot stop shouting "Cauliflower and Broccoli". I think I have florets
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May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by RobH86
I read a book about Stockholm syndrome. I hated it to start with, I thought the book was rubbish, but by the end of I had started to change my mind
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Apr 29, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by RobH86
I went to farm the other day. The farmer said, 'I have 68 sheep, can you round them up for me'? I said 'Sure, 70'
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Feb 4, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Down lovers lane late at night and cop sees a car parked up, all the widows are closed and misted up. He knocks on the window and when it opens there is a young couple inside just siting there. "What are you doing?" "Well officer I am playing on my ...
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Jan 26, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by EricJones
If Mr Potato head drove for a ride sharing service would he be the uber tuber?
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Jan 4, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Pbpierson2
I LOVE BEER!! It fertilizes my emotions and makes me tell everything. But then afterwards, the diminishing returns begin.
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Dec 8, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Hominid
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. ...
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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Buxx
1. How is algebra like breakups? Because you stare at x's and try to determine y. 2. A racist, a sex offender, and a Russian spy walk into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink, Mr. Trump?"
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Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Contrary to what the book says, god did not rest on the 7th day. No he went and sought an even higher power. He then showed this higher power the universe and all his creation. The higher power then looked at god and said "And for this heap of shit ...
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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