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Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "books" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Nov 24, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels".... The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"
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Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by noworry28
This quarantine is going by too slow, so I ordered some books from Amazon on the subject of clocks and their inner working. I just received them. It's about time. πŸ˜‰
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Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman "I have a great Trump joke" The barman looks at him and says "Hey bud, I am a Trump supporter and I own this bar. See the guy at the end of the bar, he is a Trump supporter and my best customer. My wife ...
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Apr 11, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
I saw this on-line earlier - laughed and though you might find it amusing..... "Oh, no... Looks like you have gotten the Blue Screen of Eternal Death. Your system appears to be infected with the "Sin" virus. Have tried shutting it down and ...
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Jan 19, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow...
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Dec 28, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I went to the library last week and asked: "Do you any books on suicide?" "We did have but none of them have been returned yet"
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Sep 10, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by noworry28
She thinks he is being mistreated.
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May 5, 2019May 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
"Where did you go to school?" "Yale" "Wow, we have never had a Yale man apply for a janitors job before. What`s your name?" "Yim Yonson"
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Feb 3, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My books all piled on top of me, I've only got my shelf to blame.
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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Buxx
1. How is algebra like breakups? Because you stare at x's and try to determine y. 2. A racist, a sex offender, and a Russian spy walk into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink, Mr. Trump?"
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Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Adam & Eve: the first people not to read the Apple Terms & Conditions.
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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
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Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
One morning the zoo keeper noticed the orangutan reading two books; On the Origin of Species and the Bible. Surprised, he asked, "Why are you reading both of those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's ...
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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by TerryBowen
Today I had a job interview for a blacksmith. The interviewer asked if I had ever shoed a horse before. I said "no, but I have told a donkey to fuck off"
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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Riddle you . Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they chomp, then they stomp, then they stand still. What are they?
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Jul 30, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A woman walked into a library and wondered whether they had any books about paranoia. The librarian replied, β€œThey’re right behind you.”
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Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
That Granny Smith was a little tart, wasn't she?
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May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by CraeftSmith
I know that it seems like I am doing nothing, but I am actually laying on the bed
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May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken
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May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
For my fellow musicians did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion. What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? The machine gun repeats only 10 ...
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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
I would guess this fits here... A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the...
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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies.
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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, β€œHey,...
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Mar 26, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RonM1956
Would Jesus have accomplished everything he accomplished if he had been married? ...."how long you gonna be up there?"
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

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Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy πŸ˜‚

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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