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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "children" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal. I donโ€™t think it will take off.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman. Their children were nothing to look at.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.
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Posts
Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: โ€œHow do you know it was going to school?โ€
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A fly feels a bug on its back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks. "I 'might' be," giggles the mite. "That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly. "What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the ...
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 10, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Happy Hour.....
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. The men ...
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Leafhead
So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by noworry28
That old song.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two children into armchairs. He tried everything he knew to reverse the trick but when all attempts failed, he took them to a hospital. He paced up and ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 24, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
What do you think?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
A circus couple are looking to adopt a child but the agency is very sceptical. "Sorry but where will the child live?" " We have a 75 foot motor home. This is the planned nursery" They show pictures of a space most kids would not have. "Income, its a...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said. One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 12, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by closetolucid
So I went to the web site and followed the instructions.. Now looking for an online flock.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 6, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Just thought I'd share this story with you I still laugh today about it. Don't know if you will but.... My son a grown man now. When he was about 5 years old we were driving .He was in the passenger seat front. Our last name being Lee. There was a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Teach your children early. LMFAO....
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Eve to Adam... Are you cheating on me?... Adam of course not you're the only woman on Earth. Then what are you doing? Eve.... I'm counting your ribs!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked....
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
Stealing someone's coffee cup is called mugging.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
"Is god an atheist?" "Mmm come to think of it. he must be. If he really believed in himself, why would he require so much praise?"
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 17, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Silence is golden... Unless you have children... If that is the case, silence is suspicious.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Truth.....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
When the doctor told me that I had a heart attack, I nearly had a heart attack.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Johnljr45
What did the guy say Michael Jackson on the beach? Hey would you get out of my son.
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy ๐Ÿ˜‚

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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