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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "church" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Feb 22Feb 22

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.
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Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
This joke might be the last straw for some.
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Nov 25, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Ya' think somebody 'stepped out', maybe???
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Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I used to be good at Roman Numerals but I’ve forgotten how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, 500 – IM LIVID X Factor: The original Roman sun cream
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.
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Oct 4, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building? "Let us spray..."
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Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.
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Dec 15, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by DougReed
What's long hard and full of seamen? A Submarine. Peace
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Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by AttilaThePun
What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale(bail)
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Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
God is worried about falling church attendances. So he visits a big New York PR firm to see if can boost his image. After a month of brainstorming and floating ideas, they talk to him and say this. "Well, you have a good concept and a great product. ...
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Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
App....
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Sep 21, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A fly feels a bug on its back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks. "I 'might' be," giggles the mite. "That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly. "What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the ...
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Sep 14, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
So True...LOL
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I like imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated
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Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group? Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?" Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"
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Jun 25, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”
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May 10, 2019May 2019

Posted by MensaGuy63
Rattlesnake the biker went to the clinic to take the physical to get a truck driving license. "Ok," said the staff assistant, "I need a urine sample, blood sample, stool ssmple and sperm sample". "I ain't got time for all that," Snake replied "How ...
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Mar 17, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
True story
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Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
In a rural area, on a Sunday morning, the church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The door burst open, and a rolling black cloud Rolls in with the devil in it. People jumped out of the pews and run outdoors screaming. There are only ...
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Jan 17, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Chrisbiologist
I'm having a movement "me too "
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Jan 5, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Nightshade1313
Warmers.....
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Dec 10, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by SKH78
He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.
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